PUG's life challenge

Phahahah, don't think I am already back from NARNIA...

I just seen that on the Lad Bible (see below)  and couldn't stop laughing...

especially for girls, just remember: 

No PUG outfits, no PUG stuff that says all sort of things listing the name of your rooms in the house, no PUG desk accessories that you never use and end up selling on ebay for scrap value..
But ye, it takes so much effort to stay good:)

Narnia...come back

Someday...Sometimes...Somehow...

I do not want to surprise you by telling I am an adult
 |this-is-outrageouuus-due-to-the-amount-of-childish-stuff-on-my-page|
but its true...
It just happens since early days, once you have to handle the responsibility and riggght before you fulfil one you feel like |piece-of-xxx-that-angry-poatato-below| and want to give things up...I mean all kind of things! Just when you realise there could be no more things to fall on top you are the most relaxed and start thinking about eternal and moral values, psychological fundamentals of humans arrogant nature and why the sky is actually blue |especially at those days when you working, it is the brightest bright ever|
So I thought I could relate this unintended ?masterpiece?hot-hit?caricature? to one of those states of mind, that is overloaded with the list of need-to-be-done things...

If you miss your teddy and wanna act the same, like and share this one! 

those tourists...

Dangerous, awkward, funny potatoes!

I love LONDON!

But sometimes i find tourists annoying, especially in the shops and when taking pictures...just like on this photo! 

Agree?

Just hard to pass through their crowds in the underground, love the way they look at you, |you realise they will just ask you for guidance|, and then hop! they walk away///
Remember myself like this...long ago)

May the health remain with you...

Hello guys,

As many of you familiar with the UK's weather and especially for those of you who found this weekend extremely cold |ye we had to put something on top of t-shirts| then this |article| is for you!

You know soar throat feeling? Everyone does...those in Britain seem to never forget! Am i right? So then, for those who wants to get rid of it I found a remedy...
Hah took me so long to live with it and after walk to Boots |and only 5 min browsing the shelves| I found Covonia Throat Spray !!!

Usually, it does not bother that often with the ?burning?draught?superdry?mucus? feeling unless you are involved into a lot of talking |public speaking club ha-ha| or doing long time running session...This is when you feel a lack of breath because of |cat style fur| clump in your neck bothering you to enjoy your daily 5th mile jogging experience....I tried it only few times already and all discomfort is gone! Hopefully for good!

However, have to warn you...the first time feels like...see yourself:

 ME GUSTA!

Anti Crayfish syndrome xxx

Tell me I am not alone with that |anti crayfish syndrome| meaning that I totally CAN NOT stand these creatures...especially in the morning bathroom!!!

I am not saying if I was in a zoo, fish or seafood shop, somewhere on the river shores I would get that much scared...I would perceive it as a part of |disgusting to look at piece of nature| our world...

BUT!!!

Imagine yourself waking up around 9am on Sunday and with that robot like walking style heading towards your bathroom for a head wash |that your were so lazy to do the day/night before haha| and when bending down with your |poor and almost gone off| hair you start hearing some unusual ?clatter?cockroach runway sound?larva migration?

Beeee....not only you wake up in half a second but you don't even to shout as your only secure part of home |apart from toilet| is invadeeeeed!!!!

I did not have a nerve to try one in the end...soft me...but i put them one by one into the boiling water to see them die...:)

VIDEO:

check this youtube link to see how you would feel in my shoes... Love it?

Tell me about your unique and weird experience!

P.S.

That's what  I probably looked like for them, when killing of course!

LAD BIBLE & AL CATPONE

HERE WE GOOO LADS>>>

Something is telling me that many of you are subscribed or at least heard of modern |religion| for guys- yes, it is called Lad Bible! 

Not going to explain you |highest| aims of its presence in social platforms, but  thought if you are interested |because you got that dull after-hangover-day and feel like useless piece of shit unable to do anything in the world but clicking the mouse| in anything that could put smile |print of disgust=amuse| then its just the right portal of fresh |sometimes stinky and primitive| ideas with plenty of |unexpected| photos, confessions, well-done acts etc.

Since I am a cat'o'man addict see if you find this cool....

{Though, could not be cooler than the previous |all-time-fav| the grumpy lad cat}

Fashion & Fame

In one of my previous posts I actually mentioned my favourite Grumpy Cat!
 |real-truth-cutting-hero| 
(like that one about no monday could ever have a good morning) 

So there I found him posing for another photo...

He turned cooler, don't you think? 

Fashion & Fame influence :) 

Well, that STAR can afford Beats by Dre now, not just whiskas...

the VOICE Russia!

Seems like everything is happening there now: Sochi Olympic Games, International Kazan Youth Olympics, Miss World Contest and Moscow Fashion Week, G20 Summit, World Championship in Athletics, Football and Hockey Series, even Dior Fashion Show on the Red Square and not to mention meteorite giving them attention "from ABOVE"...can't really remember all...looks like all celebs go there for an extra cash and piece of fame//////

 Voice Russia  is there as well! 

Have you seen those beautiful contestants???

Majority of them, not surprisingly, sing in English! And all of them got model looks...well, they got the scope to choose from ha-ha

I also found that bold-egg-shaped LAD well fitted in the show, urghhhh, masculine....take a sneak peek....

Maybe someone could explain how it all works? Throughout years they claim THIS SHOW and ONLY IT |where the word show already says there is trick and surprises are fabricated| is showing us those super-lucky-blessed singers from various |hell-knows-where-at-times| places. How did they hear in their village about the programme we found out about only after seeing 3rd series on TV? Or is there a team of targeted |egg-head-targeted-talent-hunters|? True easter BLAST! And even if those guys appear from nowhere, no one simply gonna take them...the deffo have non-shown selection tour! Which is unfair! We miss all the juice and they show those who someone because of their decision considered to be suited... To me its another well captured entertainer that instead of simply launching new singer/star just makes it seem as if we have chosen...All PLANNED!

I am not that stupid hen...Let's be smart, hah, pretend to be french!  

how often do you think about...infinity?

How many of you think about Infinity?

I do, almost every day...and this is because...(you will never guess)!!!

because I am a pedestrian! |not a pedestrian pedestrian| 

Yes, yes, I like walking, but in LONDON...so many fancy cars that make me want that special one... infinity...

If you are one of those who constantly ?cares about?dreams of?exercises for the sake of?stares at? THE CURVES then forget the rest |Kardashians, porn stars, your neighbour, fitness room girls, club chicks| and consider that babyyy...

But ONLY if you are mature and sexy enough to handle the one like this...:

Look at that beauty, the shape, the scope, the booty, the touch..Feel seduced? Save up!

I mentioned before, in previous paragraph, something about perfect gift? Forget it. Throw'it'overboards! My new dream...Got the hint?:)

JEWELLERY!

You know, sometimes you are looking for that perfect present...

Look what I found! Perfect website for fantastic handmade and vintage or one-of-a-kind things! My favourite section is an ultimate girls favourite: art-deco necklaces! Check this out ART DECO STATEMENT NECKLACES:

I personally believe that THESE would make anyone smile starting with random guy walking down the street |not the dick head starring at his shoe laces all the time| and finishing with the lady related to any age group customising her so-never-perfect outfit with a unique piece of jewellery! That just gives brightness to the day, DOESN'T IT? If you feel happy to share your beloved styles or bright tips you may want to some reason others to copycat, then you know where the comments bar is! Click below if you feel stylish enough to share your non-top secrets with others |craving to be like you|

Also, look at this PRICES!!! Immaculate...Bellissimo....!!!

DODO BIRDS!

Is it just me willing to have those Dodo birds back alive ?

I can't believe there is no single one left in the world! Apart from those ones in Natural History Museum in London that don't look as funny as in the Ice Age cartoon...|maybe cause they are dead|

Remember them?

What are the other animals you would like to see alive nowadays and REMOTE-PET-GODZILLA doesn't count! As well as oxygen adapted pirania toy!

Tell me your views in comments!

are you that "targeted" caffeine addict?

SOOO MANY coffee brands today!
All claiming to be the best and unique...half of them pretending to be Italian and fair-traders!

I only  wonder who said they are the best?!

{ Ok, i get it, it is just not-so-much believed in democracy power |they say majority is never right and compromise is never good enough| so they decide to proclaim themselves through own survey&research in their living room and sofa...ha-ha-ha }

That is why I wanted to ask you: 

Are you a caffeine addict { by that I mean you are unable to stand up & perform |no vertical evolution for you| or you just have a headache/low blood pressure |that stupid zombie feeling| }

Or are you more of that brand addicted person, who finds his outfit more complete with a disposable cuppa in your hand? 

I know, I know, no one would ever confess to the last one...Everyone would seem to be sensible and not throwing £3 on the coffee just for the "brand show off", if that's you then you know the taste of that one below...:)

Then let me ask you...how much do you know about the coffee? Can you tell the difference between those twenty unknown-what-language-derived-from words like americano and macciato? You know what, in different cafes those names stand by different drinks anyway, depends on staff creativity or that unique selling point ha-ha

I know some people who buy cool mugs with brand logos on them (those "proper" ones) and put Nescafe powder and water in...guess why I did not call it coffee hi-hi... I am a bit of, addict...i call myself prof-addict as I can tell exactly when I need MY DOSE and when it is just stupid tradition of willing to get one...

See who you are by coffee personality... 

So many new words? It should not be if you live in Europe...We actually done one survey before by talking to different coffee shop customers and asked them:

 "Why do you buy THIS coffee drink HERE?"

Guess what? Their answers were:

"-Why not? Everyone else does?" 
"-Just missed the bus, need that extra energy to stand up another 10min"
"-It's about to rain, don't have my fleece throw on me, gonna warm up by drinking"
"-Need to relax a bit, lovely music in here..."
"-I am on a diet today, staying away from the fridge and cooking"
"-I heard milk is good for you!"

and the list goes on...!

Did you actually suspect that it could be just you having a "physical recovery" by having a caffeinated drink and the rest just, nah, here by instance, because of comfy location, brought by friend, too bored to stay at home...

Or did you suspect that it could be just you consuming state-of-the-art  drink without realising its real value and sitting there warming up the armchair? 

Anyway, if you are a coffee addict, no matter in which way, we could be friends...!

SEE YOU ALL, COFFEE LOVERS, AND YES, MAY THE FROTH BE WITH YOU! :)

people love animals! hope so...

Wake up lovely-active-cyber people!

I just thought to myself,
This is what my face gonna look like if I don't get any comments in my blog by the end of the week....

I bet you recognise that Grumppuccino influence? Check this out if you feel unfamiliar:
 http://www.grumpycats.com/

PS. I just thought animals are so cute and this cat shouldn't let me down and bring some guests in with her (or is it him ha-ha) !

those fashion beauties....don't you think?

You like fashion? Of course you do! Everyone does nowadays....

Ulala and we are here to ask you that first |thingieee| to ask your opinion regarding ladies:

Don't you people think sometimes their appearance shows more than could even be ever possibly behind that so much ?advertised?instagram-ed?published?talked-over? beauuuty....

I just catch myself being deceived! 

You fall in love |at first| with whatever |part of the body, eyes, dress-skirt-shoes, make up, new hair style| is shown on their photo- so differently, stylishly, thoughtfully made and considered comparing to many others, and then, | after 5minutes browsing their Facebook ha-ha | you suddenly realise that is all about this person...I don't mean fashion is her credo-o-o...It is just all the one could talk about, pretending this is about herself!
Look at that new generation super cute and adorable fashionistas, so sweet...
http://pinterest.com/schaefdesigns/young-fashionistas/

?As if those super-mega-cool shoes are making her a better person? flex-curly-thick eyelashes making her eyes deeper ? mini-bright-slinky skirt lengthening her legs?

How could girls hide their individuality that deep inside so there would be nothing remaining on the surface- i mean, in their talks they quote fashion magazines; they use book lines from the books they never read |again that fashion mag editor's cool quote line|; they act like their fav actresses or top-models |who act so cool as they are the trendsetters, (but!) only through constant development,  stylists' guidance and mass public appreciation|

I am just saying, bring back the personalities! As America's channel says: CHARACTERS WELCOME!

Now then, after my self-expression paragraph, could anyone actually give me an idea about what is going on? Why they-not-self are so cool and those who are so-damn-themselves are all in the shadow, with zero chances to explore?

PS. Isn't it about men turning the "same" as well?

ladies and gentlemen you are the public you are the OSCAR

Hello and welcome to my new blog called THE WAY IT IS NOT IT IS
The reason behind creating this |venture?| is pretty simple: there are quite a lot of things happening around nowadays that one can not always perceive in one particular or understandable way |no-no-no don't ye think the one is stupido-o-o|  agree?

You, ALL OF YOU, are the main market nowadays; people tend to aim their businesses to help or empty your pockets; TV and Media do all they can to entertain and, at the same time, bury you in that sofa forever; shops and magazines make you look like and look alike; social networks and blogs do everything to assist them to find our what you are and who you are...

I am here to discover what-who-where-why WE ARE indeed....Helping myself, and, hopefully, yourselves as well....In the end of the day, our thoughts and their visualisation in our own minds are the ones deserving |that bloody| OSCAR!

Therefore, I invite yourselves to join ?thoughts feed?discussion?share-a-view?read-through? as an opportunity to challenge your mind via your freewill 

                                           So then, let the journey begin!